In a nutshell, JAAAHWS DUDS are good enough for peeps who might not give a damn.

As the name suggests, these are the duds and are rare items, mostly one-off, and sold at a discount*. Some of these are Legacy items and will probably never be made again. more descriptions below.

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Right now, the following styles are available (sorry, no pics right now):

- Webbed - For the general public, the webbing is passable, but they are notable defects and sold at a discount.
“Webbings” are unplanned wrinkles made during the process of manufacture caused by over-draping of plastic formed over a mold. It’s not a big deal for most Halloween fans, as peaks of the webbing can be filed smooth (or Crazy Glued). But, “ain’t nobody got time for that!” Maybe you do!

- JAAAHWS Junior - these are one of the first batches of the smaller size, leftovers from an event at the Los Angeles Arboretum in 2008 - Discounted from a fresh batch of Juniors.

- Glow-In-The-Dark JAAAHWS Junior - artist-proof versions of what became Limited Edition items due to the arduous process of applying the glowing effect. The clear coat is likely applied thick and heavy with drips, nubs, and crazing. Only (2) remaining.

- Black JAAAHWS Junior - a fun and short run. This is the last one.

- Dark Chrome JAAAHWS (Original size) - an artist-proof made for an unknown hip-hop musician's guerrilla marketing campaign that never materialized.

- Bloody (Original size) - a filming blood was applied and packaged on these adult-sized set. Over time the blood may have become crusty. Simple Green (or other non-solvent cleaner) saturated onto paper towels for 20-30 min on affected areas should help to remove most of the blood if so desired.

Dimensions (varied):

Original (adult size) - 12”x15”x10” (as worn); 23” length laying flat.
Roughly, 9.5” wide opening (for your noggin’).

Junior (child size) - 9”x10”x8” (as worn); 17” length laying flat.

Handcrafted and kissed in Los Angeles.

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